Howto: Get to a Higher Place Without Religion.

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1. Prepare for your spiritual journey. Visualise what you would like to improve about yourself and how you are going to get there. Remember, if you prepare yourself sufficiently then you'll save yourself a lot more effort in the long run.


2. Clear Your Mind. It is essential to rid yourself of any mental distraction or temptation while on this journey of self.

3. Work on an issue or problem. Any simple problem will do. It is important to have your mind working and fully active in your quest to attain a higher position.

4. Relax. Classical music and cheese and crackers are optional, but the key thing to do here is to keep yourself free of any stress. Deep breathing with the diaphragm has been known to do wonders with completing this step.

5. Remember to keep yourself healthy. Eat sufficient healthy foods and keep yourself hydrated during this process.

6. When you are sufficiently ready, take a left step upwards.


7. Take a right step upwards.

8. Repeat Steps 6-7 until you reach your desired destination.
NOTE: This may prove nigh impossible if you happen to be a tad short in the area of moving appendages. Don't worry, you'll be forgiven if you get someone to carry you instead.

Well done! You have just Gone to a Higher Place Without Religion!